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SCSInet
10-12-2004, 10:07 PM
Has anyone out there got the same problem as me, where their cock is so huge it becomes a burden? I went to Wal-Mart the other day looking for 3 legged pants like usual, but the stupid chick working there just looked at me funny. I whipped out my cock to show her what I was talking about and the next thing you know I woke up across the street with "Next time go to Target" written on my forehead with magic marker.

Urinals are an even bigger problem. The ones that go all the way to the floor are OK, but the ones that are like "half urinals" that mount on the wall are a problem. I have to bring a ladder with me to stand on so my dick doesn't sit in the water.

Whacking is an even bigger problem. My arm isn't long enough to reach all the way to the end. When I wash it in the shower it's OK because it's not hard so I can just coil it up to reach the end, but when whacking, you can't really bend it.

I think I'm going to donate an extra 6 inches to my friend Matt. That way he can have a 7 inch cock.

If anyone else has this problem, please post and let me know! I'd kinda like to start a support group/circle jerk.
Hawkeye
10-12-2004, 10:23 PM
*rabble* *rabble*

So you want all the guys on this forum to post messages about their Johnsons? Umm, I think you may have deeper problems that what you posted above my friend.
SCSInet
10-12-2004, 11:07 PM
Hey, it's supposed to be about bitching. That's the biggest problem I have right now. Man, why must we all be so judgemental?
Boy
10-13-2004, 12:40 AM
I think I'm going to donate an extra 6 inches to my friend Matt.

I'd kinda like to start a support group/circle jerk.

That sounds nasty
SCSInet
10-13-2004, 11:14 AM
Hmmm...you're right. That didn't exactly sound the way I meant it. I'd re-phrase it...but I can't think of a way to make it not sound nasty.

Let's just say "My friend Matt has a small cock" and leave it at that.
Crumbles
10-13-2004, 12:04 PM
Make that a racist gay forum now! Thanks guys!
SCSInet
10-13-2004, 02:36 PM
C O C K
protargol
10-14-2004, 02:27 PM
With that title I thought you were going to bitch about resizing your avatar
SCSInet
10-15-2004, 05:13 PM
With that title I thought you were going to bitch about resizing your avatar

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!

Man I've had a shitty day. I needed that, whoever you are.
Crumbles
03-14-2005, 10:24 PM
How the fuck has this thread had 340+ views???

click here for some cool motorcycle crashes! (http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=158)
Hawkeye
03-15-2005, 08:06 AM
How the fuck has this thread had 340+ views???

click here for some cool motorcycle crashes! (http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=158) Motorcycle crashes r0x0r my s0x0r!
SCSInet
03-15-2005, 08:46 AM
341 thanks to you!
tsoprano
03-15-2005, 01:18 PM
Well with all that banter, I thought I should mention the ladies call me Tri Pod
Bailey de Mittens
05-01-2005, 04:22 PM
Hmmm...you're right. That didn't exactly sound the way I meant it. I'd re-phrase it...but I can't think of a way to make it not sound nasty.

Let's just say "My friend Matt has a small cock" and leave it at that.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:lol:
Crumbles
05-01-2005, 07:46 PM
Why the hell is this thread alive?
SCSInet
05-02-2005, 08:59 AM
Two possible reasons:


1: People keep posting messages like "Why are people still posting" or "why does this thread have x number of views"

2: My cock is truly too large and everyone knows it.
johno
05-05-2005, 04:37 PM
I think we all know who has the biggest c*ck. Here's my baby photo...