Crumbles
11-01-2004, 09:17 PM
Fuck the slogan "Say no to drugs" it should have been modified for me: "Say no to frozen pizza."
So I go to eat a tasty frozen Red Baron pizza today. Sounds like a simple task, right? WRONG. Apparently this was a skill that I should have become a master of long ago, yet it almost ended my life today. Seriously. How close, try about 2cm to the right.
You know how frozen pizza's are wrapped up with plastic? I guess to protect the frozen pizza from touching the box...who knows. Anyway, I stick a SUPER FUCKING SHARP KNIFE in the plastic to cut it so I can remove it.
Now if you will picture my left hand on the left side of the pizza, as I go to cut it with my right hand, and then picture me slicing the knife towards the left, that was how it happened. The super sharp fucking knife (which is what I now call it) went right through the plastic, and right into... where? My fucking wrist. Of all fucking places, my fucking wrist. Now I have a knife sticking in my wrist, and I don't even know if I should pull it out in fear that this might make the situation worse. I end up taking the knife out, and control the bleeding. I went to the hospital, and they fixed it up pretty good, but I took a picture of the battle wound before I went. Anyway, fuck knives, and fuck frozen pizza.... actually, some pizza sounds pretty good right about now... hrm...
The picture doesn't really do it justice. There was an actual fucking hole in my wrist. I could literally look inside my wrist.
In the third picture I outlined my veins that if I had hit, I would have been in real fucking trouble.
So I go to eat a tasty frozen Red Baron pizza today. Sounds like a simple task, right? WRONG. Apparently this was a skill that I should have become a master of long ago, yet it almost ended my life today. Seriously. How close, try about 2cm to the right.
You know how frozen pizza's are wrapped up with plastic? I guess to protect the frozen pizza from touching the box...who knows. Anyway, I stick a SUPER FUCKING SHARP KNIFE in the plastic to cut it so I can remove it.
Now if you will picture my left hand on the left side of the pizza, as I go to cut it with my right hand, and then picture me slicing the knife towards the left, that was how it happened. The super sharp fucking knife (which is what I now call it) went right through the plastic, and right into... where? My fucking wrist. Of all fucking places, my fucking wrist. Now I have a knife sticking in my wrist, and I don't even know if I should pull it out in fear that this might make the situation worse. I end up taking the knife out, and control the bleeding. I went to the hospital, and they fixed it up pretty good, but I took a picture of the battle wound before I went. Anyway, fuck knives, and fuck frozen pizza.... actually, some pizza sounds pretty good right about now... hrm...
The picture doesn't really do it justice. There was an actual fucking hole in my wrist. I could literally look inside my wrist.
In the third picture I outlined my veins that if I had hit, I would have been in real fucking trouble.