Finals BLOW.

[Matt H]

So I've only got 2 finals and a paper to do this week... I don't know how I lucked into that. But the two finals I've got are Accounting and Math - how fucking fun.

I have both the tests today, one was at 10:15am and the other is at 5pm. So to start off the day, I woke up at 11:24 for my 10:15 Accounting final. Yea, I'm a champion. It seems as though I set my alarms (yes, that's plural) last night, but forgot to turn them on. Fan-fucking-tastic. I got to class and convinced the proctoring TA to let me take as much of it as I could with less than an hour left, then realized I forgot my fucking calculator because I was in such a rush to get out the door. I got through 33 of the 50 questions, then he said to "wrap it up", so I bubbled in a shit-load of A's for the rest. I better fucking pass.

I can't wait to see how my Math final works out.

[Crumbles]

...so I bubbled in a shit-load of A's for the rest. I better fucking pass.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's great! But don't you know it's C bitch! Bubble in the C's!!!

[Boy]

Yeah finals do suck... I had two today.. Computer Systems and Organization (real fun) and a History final. CS final was at 8am, who shedules an 8am final for a class that starts at noon? I rocked both of those finals hardcore, but I have a Calculus 3 for CS test tomorrow and a Political Science final friday.

I am going to get owned so bad by my calc 3 final, and the best part of it is I am already failing the class (pre-curve) and we have to do fucking programming projects in a calculus class... yeah right ... I only managed to do one out of two, and got a fucking 25/100 on it.

Ps. I will most likely be changing my major to Computer Engineering this spring, I just cant fucking stand programming/Cs Major's any longer.

[Hawkeye]

Ps. I will most likely be changing my major to Computer Engineering this spring, I just cant fucking stand programming/Cs Major's any longer.

Welcome to the reason I switched to Computer Information Systems instead of Computer Science. (Well, that and me bombing out of U. of Tennessee! :D )

Screw programming and upper level math, seriously. Who the hell will ever need to know the shit they tried to teach me in Calculus III? Ha, I showed them, failed that class like a son of a bitch!

[Hawkeye]

I have both the tests today, one was at 10:15am and the other is at 5pm. So to start off the day, I woke up at 11:24 for my 10:15 Accounting final. Yea, I'm a champion. It seems as though I set my alarms (yes, that's plural) last night, but forgot to turn them on. Fan-fucking-tastic. I got to class and convinced the proctoring TA to let me take as much of it as I could with less than an hour left, then realized I forgot my fucking calculator because I was in such a rush to get out the door. I got through 33 of the 50 questions, then he said to "wrap it up", so I bubbled in a shit-load of A's for the rest. I better fucking pass.

HAHAHA, that is the funniest shit I've read all week. Ahh, classic. "I better fucking pass!"..... Have faith, buddy! +rep

[Matt H]

Crumbles - well, when you were in school the reasoning was probably something like "bubble b or c because a prof. is more likely to make on of those the answer than A or D, just to make sure you read all the answers." That theory is pretty much out the door, now, because most teachers figured out that it really doesn't matter.

Boymatic - Nice. I took Poli Sci 101 and 102 last year and will more than likely take 300 (Political Theory) next semster. I may change my major, also. I'm a Marketing (Business) major now, but I may switch to Criminal Justice/Sociology. We'll see.

Hawkeye - I have a tiny bit of faith... all I had to do to pass the class was pass the final (hahahaha!!). But I'm hoping the douche will curve the final course grades. I scored above the class average on the other 2 tests and still had a fucking D in the class. He can lick my ballsack for that shit.

I forgot to mention, a chick came into the test even after I did! She said she was in a car accident on Kingston Pike (Hawkeye knows where that is) and the TA and Professor agreed to let her take it another day.... why the hell didn't I think of that?!?!?

[Boy]

Wow i got fucking owned by that Calc 3 test..... I almost started laughing because it was so fucking hard. Now I must erase that class from my memory and never think of it again.

[Crumbles]

Wow i got fucking owned by that Calc 3 test..... I almost started laughing because it was so fucking hard. Now I must erase that class from my memory and never think of it again.Yea, I found a copy of your test, and put it on the internet for you:

[Matt H]

Yea, I found a copy of your test, and put it on the internet for you:
That's interesting.... I didn't know it was still 1998.... Did UT win the Championship earlier this year??

[Crumbles]

That's interesting.... I didn't know it was still 1998.... Did UT win the Championship earlier this year??
That's part of why Boy failed the test!

[Boy]

OK so get this.... My 3 test scores in calc 3 for cs were 69, 65, and 62. We also had 2 projects which I only did on and got a 25/100 on and we had a couple quizzes which my average was a B on.

So i was pretty fucking sure I had failed this class, so instead of waisting my time studying for this class I decided to study more for my other finals, well when I took my calc final it ripped me a new asshole.... walking out of that final I was so sure that I had failed the class.

Well I just checked my grades... I made a fucking C in the course. How the hell does that happen? Thank god for curves.

ps... fuck i just remembered i promised david i would run across the stadium naked if i passed this class.

[Boy]

Fuck, i was just browsing through my calc professor's root directory and noticed that he posted the final on his webpage a day before we actually took it. Meaning i could have read it and destroyed the final.

here it is: http://www.math.gatech.edu/~loss/04falltea/2605/final.pdf

See my professor apparently doesnt understand unix permissions and left his root directory readable to anyone... as you can see here

http://www.math.gatech.edu/~loss/04falltea/2605/

as you can see it was created a 4pm on december 7th, the day before we actually took the final on the 8th.

stupid hindsight

[Crumbles]

ps... fuck i just remembered i promised david i would run across the stadium naked if i passed this class.We expect to see the pictures soon. A president wouldn't want to go back on his word right!

[protargol]

Well I just checked my grades... I made a fucking C in the course. How the hell does that happen? Thank god for curves.

ps... fuck i just remembered i promised david i would run across the stadium naked if i passed this class.

Was your grade on OSCAR cause mine still aren't (1am on Tues morning.) This streaking thing will be really f*ing funny but congrats none the less.


I'm stoked cause I got 3 A's and a C in calc 3. I'll take it cause that's still a 3.46 I think. Congrats to all who got the grades they dreamed of.