one liners

[nagger]

Whats the string of a tampon used for?
to floss after you eat!
another reason?
for crabs to bungy jump!

[Boy]

i think i just threw up in my mouth :vomit:

[nagger]

hahahahahahahahaha
that joke gets that reaction! haha! :)

[Crumbles]

Well, thanks for saving me some money today. Looks like I won't be eating any lunch ... :yikes:

[Hawkeye]

i think i just threw up in my mouthI know I just threw up in my mouth.... on my shoes..... on the floor.... on the guy in the next cube....

[nagger]

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

[nagger]

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps
with everyone at the party except you.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and it spreads easy.

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

What is the difference between medium and rare?
Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around

What's the ultimate rejection?
When your mastubating and your hand falls asleep.

Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face,
and moaning, " Lie to me!"

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What's another name for pickled bread?
Dill-dough

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snowblower coming.

[Crumbles]

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
HAHAHAHAHA!


What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
HAHAHA, Hawkeye can verify that one!


What is the difference between medium and rare?
Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
and that one!! HAHAHA


What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
That's true.

[SCSInet]

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

One works, and the other's a woman.

What's the difference between Public Hair and Parsley?
None. You just shove it aside and keep on eating.

[nagger]

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

One works, and the other's a woman. stupid stupid stupid!!!!



What's the difference between Public Hair and Parsley?
None. You just shove it aside and keep on eating.hahahaha i laughed hahahahaha

[Crumbles]

stipid stipid!!!!Yea, SCSINet, you're so STIPID!

[nagger]

Who said what? No couldn't have been me! Crumbles... playing games again....
hahahaha

You said that "I doubt the women are in the carrer they dreamed of."

Then you said: "That's their choice." (the carrer they are in) meaning they are choosing to be in a carrer that they don't want.

That's sorta saying the oppisite ...
Well I am not the only one who mis-spells at times....
BTW what is carrer?

[johno]

This isn't a one-liner but I didn't see a board for a 4 paragrapher. But, it is worth it.


GAY CREMATIONS

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Tom loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane
and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Dave was a good fisherman, so I'm going to
scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Gary was such a good lover, I think I'm going
to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one
more time."

[nagger]

HAHAHAHAHHA thats great....