Funny Screenshots

[Boy]

Here is a couple of mine...

[GCope]

i took this picture with my camera phone on campus. I thought it was pretty funny, but then again, i still laugh at poop jokes.

[Hawkeye]

A pic Boy and I made, but only a few people on this board will get.

[Hawkeye]

Now, a picture I made especially for Crumbles.

[GCope]

downloaded winrar but....couldnt do to much with it

[Boy]

downloaded winrar but....couldnt do to much with it

haha i remember that... good times.

[Flightmaster]

Here's one...

[GCope]

that is awesome.... youve gotta respect a guy whose willing to embarace himself everyday for the sake of his company.

[Hawkeye]

Thought I'd post this in here b/c I don't know if everyone will see it in the Games forum.

Referring to all the matches Crumbles has played against me in C&C: Red Alert 2.

[GCope]

heh, thats great... I remember getting my fair share of beatdowns in Red Alert. That was such a great game, im tempted to get to start playing it again. Who needs to go to class anyway.

[Matt H]

Eheheh, a one of my few screen shots... This was my old desktop, back when I had Dead AIM. Now what show did I get it from?

http://web.utk.edu/~mhall16/threvedesktop.bmp

[Crumbles]

Now, a picture I made especially for Crumbles.
Right back at 'cha Hawkeye!

[Matt H]

The great part is, that really does look like Hawkeye! hahaha

[Crumbles]

The great part is, that really does look like Hawkeye! hahahaYou do know that picture is...... nevermind....

[Hawkeye]

Matt is away from the what?

[Crumbles]

THATS IT!

[Crumbles]

Of course, let's not forget:


http://www.mattandthat.com/images/boyhairslomo.gif

[Matt H]

Of course, let's not forget:


http://www.mattandthat.com/images/boyhairslomo.gif
Is that Boy combing his hair???? And....

[SCSInet]

As you all may or may not know, Windows Server 2003 has a new feature that requires you to specify reasons for shutting down your most mission critical servers. This feature works great for my department to keep track of why servers are rebooted. But then again.....

[Crumbles]

As you all may or may not know, Windows Server 2003 has a new feature that requires you to specify reasons for shutting down your most mission critical servers. This feature works great for my department to keep track of why servers are rebooted. But then again.....
HAHAHA, that's great! I would love to see the HR chicks face when she read that.

[Crumbles]

Is that Boy combing his hair???? And....Matt H.

Did I miss something? I didn't get a single one of your screenshots ...All of them, all the way back to your desktop screen cap.

[Crumbles]

Boy oh boy ...

[Matt H]

Matt H.

Did I miss something? I didn't get a single one of your screenshots ...All of them, all the way back to your desktop screen cap.

Didn't get as in can't see or don't understand? I see 'em, so I'm guessing everyone else can, too, since I uploaded them on here. If you don't get them, well, you're not an SNL, MS Hearts, or Homestar fan...

[Crumbles]

BA HA HA HAHAAH!

[Matt H]

haha, oh wow.... you need a better hobby.

[Crumbles]

HAHAHA, O man, everytime I look at it I still laugh. I have fucking tears in my eyes right now... classic.

[Boy]

cool i checked this post while i was studying in the library for finals... meaning there were like 50 people around me. Thanks....

[protargol]

cool i checked this post while i was studying in the library for finals... meaning there were like 50 people around me. Thanks....

"Did you see that freak looking at naked guys on his computer? The worse part, I think that was his brother or something"
-Random kid at library

[Matt H]

Haha, oh man that's great...

[Boy]

I propose this idea to you Crumbles... next time you post something as gay as that... put a link with a warning to the picture, instead of posting the actual image. I would appreciate it...

[Hawkeye]

I propose this idea to you Crumbles... next time you post something as gay as that... put a link with a warning to the picture, instead of posting the actual image. I would appreciate it...

Or perhaps he should just have a section on his webpage titled "My Gay Obsession With Steve." Hell, he could even write a book about it.

Chapter 1: Why I Spend My Free-time Putting Steve's Head on Naked Men's Bodies

[Matt H]

I propose this idea to you Crumbles... next time you post something as gay as that... put a link with a warning to the picture, instead of posting the actual image. I would appreciate it...
Hahahahaha...

Hey Boy, do those pancakes come with or without syrup?

[Hawkeye]

Couldn't really decide where to post this, decided to do it in this old ass thread. Basically the story is yesterday I ordered flowers for my mom online for Mother's Day. Take a look at the e-mail I got today....

Edit: I apologize for the image quality, all we have at work is MS Paint.

[Matt H]

Hahaha, sucker! See if they'll give you a $15 refund or something.

[Hawkeye]

I was viewing some online game websites and get a pop up ad where it asks a question and if you answer it right, you supposedly win a prize. Take a look below at the question. Are they serious?

[Matt H]

Was it AddictingGames.com? I've seen that ad before, too, probably there.

[Crumbles]

Was it AddictingGames.com? I've seen that ad before, too, probably there.
I, don't, remember.

[Matt H]

Like commas there, Crumbles?

[Crumbles]

Like commas there, Crumbles?
How ironic; I was making fun of your excessive and incorrect comma use, yet even after seeing the quote I took from your sentence you still see nothing wrong.

[Matt H]

Was it AddictingGames.com? I've seen that ad before, probably there.

Was it AddictingGames.com? I've seen that ad, too; probably there.

Was it AddictingGames.com? I've seen that ad too, probably there.

If I'm not mistaken, those should all be "correct". I only pointed it out becuse your sentence had three words......



















....dick. lol

[Crumbles]

Poor Steve, Mr. Small penis

[Crumbles]

Good friend! He can't wait 2 hours for me, then he signs off when I IM him ...

[Boy]

Thats great I beta tested the new Aol instant messenger called "Triton" or some crap like that... and i hated it so much that I tried to uninstall it while it was installing.... this is the error message i got.

[Crumbles]

Thats great I beta tested the new Aol instant messenger called "Triton" or some crap like that... and i hated it so much that I tried to uninstall it while it was installing.... this is the error message i got.
You sure you don't want to post the download link for Hawkeye?

[Hawkeye]

Speaking of random pictures, check out these handsome devils!

[Boy]

while we are at it... here is some of me and Gcope. yes we are eating dutchess

[Hawkeye]

Can't have a stupid picture thread without our Disney retards!

[Crumbles]

Matt in 3-E

[Hawkeye]

Matt in 3-E Hahaha, nice pics, Kojak!

[Crumbles]

Me after beating Hawkeye in a game of "slut"

The ghost of basketball's past:

[Crumbles]

Steve farting:

[Crumbles]

Angry Boy:

[Boy]

ahahahahah

matt completely whiffing a shot.

[Crumbles]

Steve's "90's" look:

[Fatedreams]

Crumbles:

WOW! That's all I gotta say. The naked picture of Steve...honey I think you need some serious help. That picture is wrong on so many levels. First, I think it's kinda strange that you have this burning obsession to see Steve naked...don't get me wrong he is damn sexy... but you make it creepy.

Second, I find it strange that you gave him a semi-decent body. I would think that if you were going to make him the "butt" of a joke you would either give him an extremely small penis or make him disgustingly obese...yet you did neither...hmmm

I think the real questions we want to know is how long did you spend creating your masterpiece (i.e. surfing the net for the "perfect" naked picture) and were you enjoying yourself?

Honey, even though that picture weirded me out...a lot... know that I still love you and that if you ever need a buddy to march in the parades with you that I am only a phone call away!

[Crumbles]

Crumbles:

WOW! That's all I gotta say. The naked picture of Steve...honey I think you need some serious help. That picture is wrong on so many levels. First, I think it's kinda strange that you have this burning obsession to see Steve naked...don't get me wrong he is damn sexy... but you make it creepy.

Second, I find it strange that you gave him a semi-decent body. I would think that if you were going to make him the "butt" of a joke you would either give him an extremely small penis or make him disgustingly obese...yet you did neither...hmmm

I think the real questions we want to know is how long did you spend creating your masterpiece (i.e. surfing the net for the "perfect" naked picture) and were you enjoying yourself?

Honey, even though that picture weirded me out...a lot... know that I still love you and that if you ever need a buddy to march in the parades with you that I am only a phone call away!
I hope I don't leave the lenscap on at your wedding!

[Hawkeye]

Crumbles: You = Faggot Oh man, that's great. I didn't even realize she had typed all this.

To: Crumbles...

[Boy]

this calls for an owned pic...

[Hawkeye]

Back on top: Uhh, what?

[Crumbles]

BA HA HAH AHA!! I am trying to set up AIM on my cell phone, so I decided to sign onto my mobile account with AIM express so I could manage the buddy list real fast. Well, it wasn't too long until I got an error with AIM... what a surprise. At least the error made me laugh... what am I, a fucking Klingon? I HAVE NO HONOR!

[johno]

I am trying to set up AIM on my cell phone,

Was that a typo? What, do you have to keep track of your friends when traveling between your computer at work and your computer at home?

Come on, send me my prize so I can tease Hawkeye.

[Hawkeye]

What, do you have to keep track of your friends when traveling between your computer at work and your computer at home? No, you mean between his computer and his bed. Ohh!

[Crumbles]

No, you mean between his computer and his bed. Ohh!
Oh thats funny. By the way, I got that CD you wanted me to get for ya Hawkeye:

[Hawkeye]

Oh thats funny. By the way, I got that CD you wanted me to get for ya Hawkeye: Thanks dude! I've been looking forever. On a side note, congratulations on waking up before 3 pm!

Oh, by the way, I found a good avatar for your wife.

[Crumbles]

Thanks dude! I've been looking forever. On a side note, congratulations on waking up before 3 pm!

Oh, by the way, I found a good avatar for your wife.
Ah so true.... is it still rape if it's your wife?
*looks around*

[Hawkeye]

Ah so true.... is it still rape if it's your wife?
*looks around* Sadly, yes. Damn government!

*defects to Cuba*

[Crumbles]

Couldn't really decide where to post this, decided to do it in this old ass thread. Basically the story is yesterday I ordered flowers for my mom online for Mother's Day. Take a look at the e-mail I got today....

Edit: I apologize for the image quality, all we have at work is MS Paint.
Oh man, I remember you told me recently you ordered flowers for her again. Today in my mailbox I got this:


Sweetheart Rose Bouquet
Product Code: 16268

Buy 24 Roses, Get 24 FREE!* Limited-time offer. Order now! When you order this bouquet, they'll receive a second for FREE*. That's two bouquets in the same box for the same low price
I hope you got this deal as well!

[Hawkeye]

I hope you got this deal as well! Umm, no? I wasn't buying 2 dozen roses, just some flowers. You should try it sometime, it's what guys that actually care for their girlfriend/wife do.

Oh, it's also what guys who actually get some do too. Maybe it will help you get past the "Iron Curtain" and give your hand a rest?

[protargol]

Looks like our friend got into the paper again. This time from behind the walls of a monastery.

[Crumbles]

I got this error today at work and almost cried ...

[Crumbles]

So I was playing chess today, and I destroyed some Greek loser. He got all fucking pissed and tried to make fun of me. But I made fun of him right back:

[Crumbles]

FAG!
Greek's don't have anything to do with grapes.
Greeks spread grape growing and winemaking throughout Europe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe) in Ancient Greece (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greece) and Roman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Rome) times.

[Crumbles]

Check it out, there are still sluts in the future!

*edit*
and by future, I mean a long long time ago.....in a galaxy far, far away ...

[protargol]

I'd love this, it's pretty funny placement of headlines...

[Boy]

Here is a email I wont be opening anytime soon, How the hell did this get past gmail spam filter.

[Crumbles]

Damn! I'm only using 34MB of my total space, and you're using 160MB! Do you have a porno attached to one of your e-mails or something!

[Boy]

Probably, I wish there was a way to sort by size when you search for emails with attatchments... I also never delete anything so thats alot of emails.

[Crumbles]

Probably, I wish there was a way to sort by size when you search for emails with attatchments... I also never delete anything so thats alot of emails.Yea, I've been saving all me e-mails in GMail too. There's no reason to delete them anymore since you get like as much space as you want. What I have done to help find large e-mails, is I made a label called "ATTACHMENTS" and any e-mail with an attachment I add the label to. That way, whenever I want to find the large e-mails I just click that label, and I can delete the ones I don't care about if I want to lower my space...

Also, look how much more space there is just from the time you made that screen shot. Also, looks like I totally own you on invites!

[Boy]

Attatchment idea...


Or you can just do a search for "has:attatchment" and it will show you all your attatchments... however I want to see the ones that have the most space because I have like a billion attatchment emails so it would take awhile to find the biggest ones.

Does the label show you the size?

Also when the hell is gmail going to get out of beta...

[Boy]

Well I found out what a majority of if was, the pictures of our hike on the AT last spring... Grant sent them out has raw scanned photos, in tif psd format so they were about 70mb all together.

[Crumbles]

Or you can just do a search for "has:attatchment" and it will show you all your attatchments...Cool, you totally owned me by knowing the search operators. I didn't even know I could do that...

Does the label show you the size?No

Also when the hell is gmail going to get out of beta...Dude, who the fuck knows. This is the only reason I haven't e-mailed everyone and told them this is going to be my only e-mail account yet. Technically, since they are still in beta, they could just drop the whole project.

Google keeps extending themselves further and fucking further. They have 10 projects I know of right now that are in beta and that's not even including GMail. That's not an exageration either. They probably even have more than I know about too ...

[Crumbles]

.

[Boy]

If you didnt cash in on that deal it was a crime to fat people everywhere, you should have ordered like 40 pizzas and just froze the ones you didnt eat. Better yet just order 1000 and then start your own dominos called Mattinos.

[FONZ]

When I was in college large pizzas were 5.25 from dominos everyday with a student discount. I really think I ate pizza for a year straight.

[Hawkeye]

When I was in college large pizzas were 5.25 from dominos everyday with a student discount. I really think I ate pizza for a year straight.We had the same thing going at U. Tenn from Papa John's. Plus my friends worked at a local brick-oven pizza place, so we'd get those for free all the time. Ahh, those were the days.

[FONZ]

Yeah papa johns did that a couple times a week too. Man.

[Matt H]

We had the same thing going at U. Tenn from Papa John's. Plus my friends worked at a local brick-oven pizza place, so we'd get those for free all the time. Ahh, those were the days.
They still do it. Plus, Little Ceasars on Chapman HWY does $5 for a large cheese or pepperoni... seriously, when is the last time you had Lil' Ceasars!?

[Crumbles]

They still do it. Plus, Little Ceasars on Chapman HWY does $5 for a large cheese or pepperoni... seriously, when is the last time you had Lil' Ceasars!?Pizza! Pizza!

[johno]

In case anyone was wondering, here is where mile post marker 31 is located. Nobody wants to see pictures of the motor home that slid down the embankment anyway. Gotta love the news...

[Crumbles]

In case anyone was wondering, here is where mile post marker 31 is located. Nobody wants to see pictures of the motor home that slid down the embankment anyway. Gotta love the news...Pizza! Pizza!

[Matt H]

Pizza! Pizza!
WTF? Uh, nice post?

[Hawkeye]

WTF? Uh, nice post?Yeah, sometimes he likes to stay up late, drink himself into a stupor, and then get online and get frisky.

[Crumbles]

Hawkeye came down to my house a while ago and visited. Anyway, long story short, we played battlefield vietnam while he was here, and he used Nichole's laptop.

So today I go to check my e-mail on her laptop and got a pretty good laugh. FAG!

[Hawkeye]

Hawkeye came down to my house a while ago and visited. Anyway, long story short, we played battlefield vietnam while he was here, and he used Nichole's laptop.

So today I go to check my e-mail on her laptop and got a pretty good laugh. FAG!Bullshit, take a pic of my inbox then, slick. I'm sure it saved my address, but I doubt I saved my password.

[Crumbles]

Bullshit, take a pic of my inbox then, slick. I'm sure it saved my address, but I doubt I saved my password.lol, yea, it didn't save your password. Only you address. I would have laughed my ass off though if it did.

[Hawkeye]

lol, yea, it didn't save your password. Only you address. I would have laughed my ass off though if it did.Hmm, imagine that. Matt making stuff up to further his agenda. Who would have seen that coming?

[Crumbles]

.

[lightfungus]

LOL.

[Hawkeye]

Hahaha, oh man, I love the comics.

[Crumbles]

Hawkeye get's owned by himself....


FAG!

[protargol]

We need chicks imported to Tech. Badly. Boy in blue.

[Crumbles]

thats right, i do her even with the mask onseconded

[johno]

here is the screenshot when you win the game "Zorro Tank". Gee, do you think it was made in Japan?

[protargol]

If this is a dude, than he fooled me...

[Hawkeye]

If this is a dude, than he fooled me...I think AP News is doing the new "pc" thing of calling all people actors instead of separating by sex of actors vs. actresses. Come on Grant, don't be a sexist. :rolleyes:

[Crumbles]

So pretty much only Boy and Hawkeye are going to find this funny.

I was playing chess today online, and I totally destroyed this guy that was way better than me. I sent him my usual message of: "OWNED" when I beat him just to piss him off. Then, I decided to check out his picture. Look familiar guys?

[protargol]

So pretty much only Boy and Hawkeye are going to find this funny.

I was playing chess today online, and I totally destroyed this guy that was way better than me. I sent him my usual message of: "OWNED" when I beat him just to piss him off. Then, I decided to check out his picture. Look familiar guys?

Traitor. I thought he plegded his allegence to the Harbor? ;) Oh that's right, I'm in the loop

[Crumbles]

So apparently Cingular has the ability to see the future?

[johno]

So apparently Cingular has the ability to see the future?

Actually, you DON'T have the ability to use the art of subtraction. The email says the billing is "as of 2:13am 9/30/2005" the time your pc showed 8:46pm 9/30/2005. It is the exact same day. And last time I checked, 'AM' was before 'PM'. Maybe that's just on the west coast. Ya know Crumbles, I wouldn't even have said that if I had recieved my prize.

Oh yeah, I hope my math is right so I don't look like a booger-eating moron.

[Boy]

.......
:burn2:

[lightfungus]

LOL!

[Crumbles]

Actually, you DON'T have the ability to use the art of subtraction. The email says the billing is "as of 2:13am 9/30/2005" the time your pc showed 8:46pm 9/30/2005. It is the exact same day. And last time I checked, 'AM' was before 'PM'. Maybe that's just on the west coast. Ya know Crumbles, I wouldn't even have said that if I had recieved my prize.

Oh yeah, I hope my math is right so I don't look like a booger-eating moron.Ouch... OK, so you're totally right, I just got fucking burned! Damn you guys! Damn you all!

[johno]

Ouch... OK, so you're totally right, I just got fucking burned! Damn you guys! Damn you all!

http://www.bestsoftwareprice.com/images/Total%20Burn%20Platinum.jpg

[Bailey de Mittens]

What is wrong with this picture??

[Crumbles]

Well, now that I got the search thing working on my site finally, I decided to do a test. I started laughing at the results...

Apparently I average saying the word "fuck" 3,940 times in a little under a year on my site. That's fucking great.

[Bailey de Mittens]

Dane kissing some ass....

[Crumbles]

Ah, a true friend until the end!

[Crumbles]

I saw this posted at another place, and ran into something halarious. I'm interested in getting a bluetooth usb adapter, and this guy was saying "it's the best deal I've ever seen!" even though the deal isn't that great. Anyway, it's supposed to be "free," but I knew that shipping wasn't going to be free. So, I tested the shipping. Hahahahahhaa, what the hell is with "truck" shipping? HAHAHAHAHA! This thing weighs like 1 gram.

[Matt H]

Hahaha, wow... fucking sad.

Oh man, I havn't checked this thread in forever, so I'm still laughing at the ALF/GH Boy post!

Boy, get on FaceBook and check out the "Pictures tagged by others" (says "view other pics of me" under your picture, I think.). Be sure to check out the caption.

[Crumbles]

:burn2:

[Hawkeye]

:burn2:Ha, yeah... I really "Enjow"ed it.... FAG!

[Crumbles]

Umm... hello? Internet?

[Matt H]

Yea, I got that same message about a week ago... wtf, mate?

[Crumbles]

wtf, mate?

.

[Matt H]

[Stupid fucking picture]

Yea, please tell me you know what I was referencing...
(Not being Australian, dickhead.)

[Boy]

I bet it would work if you used firefox.... ohhh!

[Crumbles]

Another one from True! What's great about this one, is the chicks finger is animated so it sways back and forth!

[Crumbles]

hahhahhahahaha! Santa sent me an e-mail!

[Matt H]

Why the fuck do you use Hotmail?

[Crumbles]

Why the fuck do you use Hotmail?Because I don't like my real e-mail address to get spammed out the ass. Do you, Santa?

[Hawkeye]

Yeah, I still have my old hotmail account from years ago. I just use it as my spam account for sites you have to sign up for with an email address.

[Boy]

Yeah, I still have my old hotmail account from years ago. I just use it as my spam account for sites you have to sign up for with an email address.

Use dodgeit... no login just a site to send spam to.

www.dodgeit.com

[Crumbles]

Use dodgeit... no login just a site to send spam to.

www.dodgeit.com (http://www.dodgeit.com)The two problems I have with dodgeit are:

1) A lot of the time e-mails just never fucking show up to them. Try and get a "activation of account e-mail" from any forum, empornium, whatever, to show up there. They just never do.

2) A lot of the e-mails I get have personal information in them (such as passwords and the such) and I don't want everyone to see it.

Other than that though, it is pretty cool.

[Boy]

The two problems I have with dodgeit are:

1) A lot of the time e-mails just never fucking show up to them. Try and get a "activation of account e-mail" from any forum, empornium, whatever, to show up there. They just never do.

2) A lot of the e-mails I get have personal information in them (such as passwords and the such) and I don't want everyone to see it.

Other than that though, it is pretty cool.

Ive never had a problem with emails not showing up... and I never use it for important stuff, only crap like forums or shit that makes you register like ajc.com etc. Also I usually think up some crazy name that no one will ever guess to try. But its funny alot of the times ill be reading something I have sent to to say "Bob@dodgeit.com" and ill read someone elses important stuff, but generally its just accounts to cool stuff that I will use. Its pretty fun.

I cant remember who told me about dodgeit, I think it was Gcope...

[Crumbles]

Circuit City rox0rs my s0xors!1

[Crumbles]

I don't know if anyone noticed, but Azureus has incorporated a new "commenting" system. Hahahah, oh man, I don't know how this happened, but I saw this with the file I was downloading. Ahh.... good times ...

[Crumbles]

hahahaha, someone replied to that. Oh man that's great.

[Crumbles]

Fag!

[Hawkeye]

.:burn2:

[Neruos]

http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2132&stc=1&d=1136998158

[Crumbles]

http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2132&stc=1&d=1136998158What the hell?

Anyway... this one happened to me last night and it made me laugh. Caught me off guard until I figured out what happened. This was the message box I got when I went to empty my recycle bin last night ...

[Neruos]

ha

[GCope]

dont know if this qualifies as a screen shot or what not, but this is the greatest thing i have seen in a while.

"Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey rides his border collie dog during a break in the Denver Nuggets Phoenix Suns game"

[FONZ]

Nice! LOL.

[Hawkeye]

dont know if this qualifies as a screen shot or what not, but this is the greatest thing i have seen in a while.

"Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey rides his border collie dog during a break in the Denver Nuggets Phoenix Suns game"Allow me to respond with a monkey Elvis:

[Neruos]

hahaha

[Boy]

dont know if this qualifies as a screen shot or what not, but this is the greatest thing i have seen in a while.

"Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey rides his border collie dog during a break in the Denver Nuggets Phoenix Suns game"

Thats a very disturbing image and im not quite sure why.

[GCope]

Allow me to respond with a monkey Elvis:

My rebuttal....pee wee baseball monkey

[Boy]

God I hope this is some kind of sick joke...


Scientists at the National Taiwan University have successfully bred three pigs which glow fluorescent green in the dark, marking a breakthrough in stem cell research.(AFP/Taiwan University)


link (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=5&u=/060112/photos_od_afp/060112124607_kg85jbga_photo0)

[protargol]

God I hope this is some kind of sick joke...



link (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=5&u=/060112/photos_od_afp/060112124607_kg85jbga_photo0) nah, cause they did the same thing with rats too. Splicing some jellyfish DNA in, right?

[dannydud]

While we are on the silly animals kick, how about a 1 eyed kitten?

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ONE_EYED_CAT?SITE=SCCOL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

[Neruos]

God I hope this is some kind of sick joke...

I can splice DNA!

[Crumbles]

I can splice DNA!lol, you missed a finger scientist!

[Neruos]

I left it for representation of the original product!

[Boy]

Reminds me of the Election of '04... that was riddled with corruption by the way.

http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270&highlight=vote

[Boy]

Cool I cant find the picture that i was talking about

[Crumbles]

Cool I cant find the picture that i was talking about*quickly burns all corruption evidence*

[Hawkeye]

My rebuttal....pee wee baseball monkeyI see your pee wee baseball monkey and raise you a monkey golfer:

[GCope]

I see your pee wee baseball monkey and raise you a monkey golfer:

Im going all in, with wayne gretzky monkey

[Neruos]

I call you, with ninja squirrel.

[Neruos]

boo

[Neruos]

Dont piss off my cat bitch!

[Hawkeye]

Im going all in, with wayne gretzky monkeyIf we're going all in, then I have to lay it all out on the table:

1. Monkey philosopher
2. Monkey weight lifter
3. Monkey Dirty Harry
4. Monkey with a bad habit

[Neruos]

that gun monkey is insane.

[Crumbles]

Hahahaa, did some advertising on my 3dmark06 torrent download.

[Neruos]

Hahahaa, did some advertising on my 3dmark06 torrent download.


haha awesome!

[FONZ]

Dont piss off my cat bitch!

EEK!!!

[Hawkeye]

Follow-up to the monkey contest: A monkey on ice skates.

[Neruos]

haha

[Crumbles]

Boy, friend to the end ...

*edit*
hahaha, he just signed on and explained. that's great...

*edit AGAIN*
hahaha, the 5 second conversation that took an hour ...

[Crumbles]

I finally got accepted into the shadows of Google's payroll whilst I was at Steve's house over the weekend. I set up all the bullshit code, and added it to my site last night. Well, after a few hours, I am the proud owner of a shiny dime, nickel, and one fat penny. Boo-ya!

[Crumbles]

Ah, yea! Movin' on up! Thanks to everyone except Boy and Steve!

[Crumbles]

Just a quick update:.

[Crumbles]

.

[Hawkeye]

Hahaha, check out the Quick Vote I saw on some British news website:

[Hawkeye]

Whenever you read articles on AP News, Yahoo attempts to be helpful and offers to auto-alert you on stories about similar topics that you are reading. Today I was reading about Conan O'Brien's visit with Finland's President. Somehow this is what Yahoo determined I might be interested in in the future....

[Crumbles]

I'd like to take this opporitunity to thank Steve and Boy for helping me earn my $1.78 today. Thanks guys!

[Hawkeye]

Large display in the middle of Times Square, NYC. Owned!

[Boy]

Looks like they need a new video card. Thats a good ad for Microsoft.

[Hawkeye]

Fernando Vargas got absolutely pulverized by Shane Mosley this weekend. Check out his eye, DAMN!

[dannydud]

I don't know if you guys are boxing fans or not, but that damage to Vargas' face is about the only thing I can compare to the bubble on Hasim Rahman's face in his 2002 bout with Evander Holyfield. They are easily the worst photos of swelling I have ever seen in any recent boxing matches.

[FONZ]

Holy fuck man! Im gonna watch that vargas fight on HBO this weekend. But god damn! That dudes got a fucking alien about to pop out his head!

[Crumbles]

FRIEND?

[Hawkeye]

How the conversation looked from my side...

[Crumbles]

How the conversation looked from my side...Boy, saddle up.

[dannydud]

Jessica Simpson loves bush....


.....not fundraisers.
Just found this as an interesting headline. I am sure cnn will change their headlines pretty soon, and his may not still be on there, but it is on the homepage.

http://www.cnn.com/


edit: to try and find a damn font that matches the post background...

[Crumbles]

Jessica Simpson loves bush....HHAHAH! I just checked, and it's still there. Stupid CNN. Screenshot!

[Crumbles]

Poor Boy... poor Boy...

[Crumbles]

.

[Bailey de Mittens]

Apparently, Disney is going to have sluts on the internet . . .

[Crumbles]

Apparently, Disney is going to have sluts on the internet . . .hhaha, nice find! I can't believe it, but I'm going to give you +REP for that.

[Hawkeye]

hhaha, nice find! I can't believe it, but I'm going to give you +REP for that.*the world implodes upon itself*

[Bailey de Mittens]

*the world implodes upon itself*

what is that supposed to mean?

(If this is obvious, I am sorry. I am sick with the flu and my brain has slowed down)

[Bailey de Mittens]

hhaha, nice find! I can't believe it, but I'm going to give you +REP for that.

A lot of these I find are sitting right on MSN, Yahoo, etc. . . I ready don't have to look hard.

[Hawkeye]

what is that supposed to mean?

(If this is obvious, I am sorry. I am sick with the flu and my brain has slowed down)I was joking that he rarely pays you a compliment, so the fact that he did today by giving you +rep must mean that the apocalypse is upon us! :D

[Boy]

Duke is on CollegeHumor

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/dog+in+sunglasses/1680691/

[Crumbles]

Duke is on CollegeHumor

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/dog+in+sunglasses/1680691/That picture is such a classic. I still remember doing that. What's weird is that's my old cell phone, and for some reason I had the mega super battery attached to it. I can't ever remember using it because it made the phone so much bigger. I wonder why I had it on that day.

[johno]

Just saw this ad....

[FONZ]

HAHA Thats fucking awesome!!!

[Hawkeye]

The man has a point....

[Crumbles]

The man has a point....Oh please... I can make a burrito in 2 seconds. Better than any Mexican too... They all need to get the fuck out. "Oh, I want to be in America, but I want to stay illegal! <BAHLEETED!>"

[Crumbles]

hahaha, I got a good 20 minutes with that one!

[Boy]

Spam is getting weirder and weirder....

This guy really believes in his products, but how could he eat his dog after he killed himself?

[Crumbles]

Spam is getting weirder and weirder....

This guy really believes in his products, but how could he eat his dog after he killed himself?People read spam?

[Boy]

People read spam?

I saw "I will kill myself and eat my dog"... so I decided to take a look.

[Crumbles]

ba ha ha hahaha!

[Boy]

haha

[FONZ]

Crumbles that wasn't that funny FAG!



I thought that you were getting an error that shuts the game down or something that I had bever gotten because you're always bitching about it.











Oh yeah,














Fag!

[Boy]

Hahaha I fucking love maddox...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows

[Bailey de Mittens]

Ok. . . how old do you think they are?????

[Bailey de Mittens]

If I could only find a house that cost this much & if it actually existed . . . (I think it would actually worry me!)

[Crumbles]

hahaha, good old Boy:

[Boy]

Yeah i still dont get it.

[Hawkeye]

Anyone else find this to be an odd choice of words?

[FONZ]

LOL

[Bailey de Mittens]

ok, what is going on on the tv?????????

[Boy]

ok, what is going on on the tv?????????

Ha thats great it looks like goatse.cx

[Crumbles]

';

[protargol]

';That's a pretty clever one

[protargol]

talking about potential rm

[Crumbles]

talking about potential rmba hah ahhaa!

[johno]

not sure if this was already posted. Another True ad.

[Crumbles]

not sure if this was already posted. Another True ad.:cry:

[Crumbles]

hahha, poor Boy, he got sucked into the GMail void of no return... also known as != null ...

[Crumbles]

hahahahaa, oh man. I know these are supposed to remain private, but I think this will be OK. This made me laugh my ass off.

"Holy Christ man!"

hahahhahahaa! I said I'd delete it! Didn't you read it!

hahaha, even better is at the end after you've been totally owned, it says: "All the best" ahahhhaa!

[Crumbles]

So I was making a reminder note for my boss to bring me one of my expense checks, and I noticed that Word was trying to correct my sentence. Apparently Word prefers eubonics?

[FONZ]

hahahahaa, oh man. I know these are supposed to remain private, but I think this will be OK. This made me laugh my ass off.

"Holy Christ man!"

hahahhahahaa! I said I'd delete it! Didn't you read it!

hahaha, even better is at the end after you've been totally owned, it says: "All the best" ahahhhaa!


I thought the bots were just bots, I didn't know you wanted them there- I just came in and saw the forum full of shit- thats what I was talking about.
I thought you were just testing the warning on me to ban their asses or something.

[Crumbles]

I thought the bots were just bots, I didn't know you wanted them there- I just came in and saw the forum full of shit- thats what I was talking about.What????

I thought you were just testing the warning on me to ban their asses or something.I was testing the infraction thingy on ya.

[FONZ]

I knew you were testing the infraction shit on me; I grasped that much.


I thought the bots were just random advertisement bs annoying undesirables.

[Crumbles]

I thought the bots were just random advertisement bs annoying undesirables.Oh come on, that's harsh. I would never name the bots FONZ's ...



OHHHHH!!!! :burn2:

[FONZ]

Oh come on, that's harsh. I would never name the bots FONZ's ...



OHHHHH!!!! :burn2:

That was a pretty weak burn Crumbles. And answer your fucking AIMS asscorny, I need to talk to you dooderz

[Crumbles]

hahaha, donkey kong.

[Crumbles]

Friends till the end...

[Boy]

downloaded winrar but....couldnt do to much with it

Damnt... got me too.

[Crumbles]

umm....

[Crumbles]

Not a screenshot, but this happened in the IRC channel just now:

[09:20 AM] *** Lurker-515 has joined #MATDC.
[09:21 AM] Crumbles: sup lurker
[09:21 AM] *** Lurker-515 has signed off IRC (Quit: Lurker-515).
[09:21 AM] Crumbles: OWNED

[Crumbles]

ba hahahah! I have the fastest internet connection ever! Should I go for a petabyte???

[FONZ]

What site is that for Crumbles?

[Crumbles]

What site is that for Crumbles?
Enpornium. I found a "ratio hacker" program and I just told it to be like: "please upload 700 gigs for me, kthxbia!"

[Hawkeye]

kthxbia!.

[Crumbles]

no wai!.Teenage Suicide; Cryptic Signature Leave Authorities Guessing.
Miami, FL.
Trent Boozle.

A suicide note left by a troubled South Florida teen has sparked a extensive investigation into the meaning or identity of "kthxbai".

The parents of the teen have expressed nothing but puzzlement at the bizarre signature supposedly left by their son of seventeen years. "[our son] was always a good kid." The boys mother said during an interview, "though he did spend all of his time sitting at his computer".

The case, which was originally concluded to be an obvious suicide, has recently been re-opened after the parents demanded a more in-depth investigation considering the seemingly random group of letters the teen used to sign his final farewell.

"At first we thought it was some kind of 'word jumble' our boy left us in his final farewell", said the boys father, "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where."

Extensive Investigation
The Miami Police Dept. have enlisted the assistance of their computer crimes task force to find out if there is more to this situation than a standard suicide.

"This is one of the harder tasks that we've dealt with here, simply because the only person who knows
what these letters, [kthxbai], mean has taken this knowledge to the grave", states Felicia Reven, lead detective of the Computer Crimes Task Force in Miami.

Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.

For now, authorities are asking that anyone with any knowledge about the meaning or identity of "kthxbai" to please come forward. Any information on the case can be direct to the Miami Police Dept. Computer Crimes Unit by clicking Here.

[Crumbles]

Ba hahaha, I piss everyone off, that's great.

Props to Hawkeye for the response that probably is going to make this guy go and kill himself now.

[Crumbles]

I hate you Boy...

[Boy]

.kthxbye

This kid is fucking awesome, he fucking went out using an internet meme..

I think I could be a better internet detective than these cops... honestly... goto google type "kthxbai" there you go first hit. Give me a fucking badge.

[Hawkeye]

goto googleHa, poor Boy. You've been writing code for too long.

[Boy]

In other news, help find this.... umm I gotta go.

[Crumbles]

In other news, help find this.... umm I gotta go.
B AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Oh man, that's so going to be my new avatar...

[dannydud]

I will second that with a B AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! of my own....That is fucking incredible.

[Crumbles]

Found a way bigger, and un-watermarked version if anyone wants this as an avatar or something...

I just can't give up the old Jessica yet...

I'll probably photoshop out that glare tonight when I get home. I'm so not doing Adobe over RDP.

[Crumbles]

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