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dannydud
07-29-2005, 11:33 AM
Saw this on the tube this morning and thought I would post. This is the top 50 people who need a vicious beating. To quote the article "I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe hittin’ niggas to come down here and work on the homes with a pair of pliers and blow torch” kind of beating.
http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=1111&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=7&StoryYear=2005
Of note. #1 is Jay Leno. #2 is Terrell Owens. #3 Star Jones. #4 Bill O'Reilly. #5 Dr. Phil. #10 Teenagers. #11 Michael Moore. 18 American Idol Contestants. 22 People who watch the Bachelor. 23 Contestants on the Bachelor.
I would like to add a couple more and maybe a thread will be started....
Jerry Springer and anyone on his TV show
Carson Daly
Ashton Kuchar
Vijay Singh
Hawkeye
07-29-2005, 11:36 AM
22 People who watch the Batchelor. 23. Contestants on the Batchelor.#51. People who can't spell "Bachelor"
:D
Crumbles
07-29-2005, 06:37 PM
#10 Teenagers. #11 Michael Moore.Agreed. Agreed.
Hey someone else that hates Jay Leno as much as me! Conan is so much better give him the fucking good time slot... i know they are going to in the future, but why wait... Jay Leno is just going to continue being the large chinned un-funny ass that he is.
Bailey de Mittens
07-29-2005, 08:47 PM
I would add to the list are the parents of teenagers. For some reason parents of teenagers today think that there teenage children are perfect (that it is completely impossible they could do anything wrong) and it's everyone else fault that their teenager is an asshole then refuse to acknowledge that they were to busy with their social life then to discipline and to keep track of these asshole teenagers.
dannydud
07-29-2005, 10:01 PM
#51. People who can't spell "Bachelor"
:D
I would like to add whiny ass technical analysts who point out people's spelling errors, and then whine when you fix them, at number 52 on the list.
Crumbles
07-29-2005, 10:09 PM
I would like to add whiny ass technical analysts who point out people's spelling errors, and then whine when you fix them, at number 52 on the list.:burn2:
Hawkeye
07-29-2005, 10:14 PM
I would like to add whiny ass technical analysts who point out people's spelling errors, and then whine when you fix them, at number 52 on the list. Ohh, calm down Cookie, I was just kidding. Here, have some +rep for your good burn. 49. Cats - Okay. There’s no sound argument against cats needing a pounding, but there’s a common misconception that cats are actually their own species. In reality, cats are just really gay dogs.I agree with this 110%. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say cat owners are gay too. <cough> Crumbles <cough>
dannydud
07-29-2005, 10:19 PM
Ohh, calm down Cookie, I was just kidding.
Im only messing too man. No harm done from my end, i hope. what is up with the burning guy photo? Does it have some significance that I am unaware of?
I agree with this 110%. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say cat owners are gay too. :D
So I have 3 cats. Not that I really like them that much, but my wife is a bleedin heart, and any cat she sees on the side of the road ends up getting a seat at the family dinner table. How gay does that make me? And by any chance could it make her a little gay?
Hawkeye
07-29-2005, 10:20 PM
So I have 3 cats. Not that I really like them that much, but my wife is a bleedin heart, and any cat she sees on the side of the road ends up getting a seat at the family dinner table. How gay does that make me? And by any chance could it make her a little gay? Hahaha, that's awesome. Seat at the dinner table... lol. I don't think I can +rep you twice in the same thread but I'll try.
Crumbles
07-29-2005, 10:25 PM
In fact, I'd even go so far as to say cat owners are gay too. <cough> Crumbles <cough>Then I guess you'll feel quite comfortable staying in their room when you come down here!
what is up with the burning guy photo? Does it have some significance that I am unaware of?Yes, Hawkeye used that picture whenever someone did a good "burn" on the forum. I shrunk it down to an icon size, and now it's in the smilies. We use it whenever we feel like someone did a good "burn" on someone else.
Hopefully Hakweye will point a link to a thread where the acutal picture was used.
Crumbles
07-29-2005, 10:31 PM
Here you go, link to oringinal pic we were using:
http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4170&postcount=14
dannydud
07-29-2005, 10:32 PM
Yes, Hawkeye used that picture whenever someone did a good "burn" on the forum. I shrunk it down to an icon size, and now it's in the smilies. We use it whenever we feel like someone did a good "burn" on someone else.
Hopefully Hakweye will point a link to a thread where the acutal picture was used.
Won't mind sleeping in the cats room...friggin hilarious.
I had seen it before, but never knew the actual significance, I figured it was something similar to that. TY for the info...
Hawkeye
07-29-2005, 10:33 PM
Here you go, link to oringinal pic we were using:
http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4170&postcount=14 Beat me to it. I couldn't find the first time I used it though. Actually, check out the rest of the pics we made in that thread, they're pretty funny.
http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451&page=2
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