Annoying phrases

[lightfungus]

Anyone ever been annoyed by a particular grouping of words?

for some reason my current icky phrase is "I know, right."
what is that, a question? are you asking me if i think you really do know? or is it a whack statement... someone enlighten me?

[Hawkeye]

My current hatried is for the phrase: "No worries"

This stupid bitch at my work says it whenever someone thanks her for any thing.

Random dude: Thanks for not helping me out, bitch!
Stupid bitch: Oh, no worries!

What are you, from Hawaii? Fuck off!

[Boy]

I personally cant stand the whole "izzle" fad... I mean sure it was cool for like a month when Snoop Dogg first did it... but now its just annoying and dumb... let it die.

[lightfungus]

What are you, from Hawaii? Fuck off!

isnt that like australian or something?

[Hawkeye]

isnt that like australian or something?

I don't know, it's seems like some islander phrase. Whatever it is, it pisses me off.

I think the reason I hate it most is because the girl that works with us totally stole it from another girl that used to work in this group. The older chick was a total hippy, so you could see her saying gay shit like "No worries". But when this new chick came to the group she stole it and now says it like it's her own.

I think this probably stems from the fact that I hate her.

[Crumbles]

I personally cant stand the whole "izzle" fad... I mean sure it was cool for like a month when Snoop Dogg first did it... but now its just annoying and dumb... let it die.
Oh, come on Bizzle! fo' shizzle! my nizzle! wizzle my bizzle dizzle!

O yea, and one more thing:

1992 + 4 pennies!

[Crumbles]

This isn't really a "phrase" per-say, but WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT PUNCUATION OUTSIDE OF QUOTES? English is taught to put all concluding puncuation inside the quotes.

Example of how it is wrong, and how I see it ALL THE TIME IN MAGAZINES:

This is a "test".

How it should be:

This is a "test."

Anyway, whenever I read crap like that in mags or newspapers, or on websites it always gets to me.

[Hawkeye]

This isn't really a "phrase" per-say, but WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT PUNCUATION OUTSIDE OF QUOTES? English is taught to put all concluding puncuation inside the quotes.

Example of how it is wrong, and how I see it ALL THE TIME IN MAGAZINES:

This is a "test".

How it should be:

This is a "test."

Anyway, whenever I read crap like that in mags or newspapers, or on websites it always gets to me.

As opposed to derailing the Kerry/Bush thread, I'll just trash on you in here. You are allowed to add various punctuation to sentences that contain a quote and a sentence.

Example: The other day I went to the store and heard Matt say "I love men!".

That way I am not shouting my sentence, just stating that you shouted yours.

[Crumbles]

As opposed to derailing the Kerry/Bush thread, I'll just trash on you in here. You are allowed to add various punctuation to sentences that contain a quote and a sentence.

Example: The other day I went to the store and heard Matt say "I love men!".

That way I am not shouting my sentence, just stating that you shouted yours.
I'll have to look into that. However, what I said doesn't apply to what you were saying, I was talking about something else.

[Crumbles]

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MAY OR MAY NOT BE

Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you his dumb ideas about free market capitalism as you fantasize about repeatedly stomping his face into a jar. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of people who emphasize every other word when they type as if you can somehow hear their obnoxious cadence in your head, for example: "we didn't go to the store, but we DID buy a cake." Cool it Shatner, we don't read in the same voice you speak.

WELL THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION

This one pisses me off just thinking about it. If you slit my throat right now you'd get shot in the eye with boiling blood. Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey twat.

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE

Ever call someone a whore only to be countered with the bullet-proof come back: "well it takes one to know one?" You're basically saying "yes, I spread my legs for money, as do you." Good job Ms. Rotten-crotch, you've rebuked nothing. What difference does it make if the person calling you a slut is one as well? You're still a skanky bitch who charges money for hand jobs--and why the hell are you charging for a hand job anyway? Unless all your clients are paralyzed, any prostitute caught charging someone for a hand job should be sued for extortion. That's another reason prostitution should be legal: you can't really sue a prostitute for extortion if prostitution is illegal now can you wise ass?

I'M A CHILD AT HEART

Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives. Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout; screw you. Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging tits and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable shit hole. But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by "Cartoon Network" as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart." Either that or the world's oldest virgin.

SORRY, BUT (ALSO KNOWN AS "NO OFFENSE, BUT")

Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these pussy apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a bitch slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bullshit.

STRANGERS ARE JUST FRIENDS WAITING TO HAPPEN

Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.

HMMMMMMM / UHHHHHH

Next time you ask someone a question, look for the trademark sign of an idiot: the "hmmmmm" noise they make while they're thinking. It's especially noticeable when you go to a restaurant and the waitress asks what you want to drink; there's always some fickle fingered asshole thumbing through the menu, sounding off like a moron with "uhhhhhh...." as if the waitress is just going to walk away without taking your order if you don't give her an audible cue that you are still breathing. These are the same type of people who repeat the question you ask them to buy time when they don't know the answer, hoping you won't notice that they're stalling. You don't need to make a sound while your five good neurons crank out the next malformed sentence from your cretaceous skull, numb nuts.

SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE

If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you.

[Crumbles]

Also, I can not believe I fucking forgot about:

"Do you want to come with?"

That makes me angry just to type that saying.

[Hawkeye]

I just remembered one of my all-time hated phrases....

"You're killing me here"

Just typing that makes me want to throw my monitor out the window. Am I really killing you? Really?

[Crumbles]

Hahahaha, o man, how did you forget that one! O man, that's killin' me!

[Crumbles]

Hahahaha, o man, how did you forget that one! O man, that's killin' me!
Aww, man, no one else posted anymore? That's killin' me.

[SCSInet]

My current hatried is for the phrase: "No worries"

This stupid bitch at my work says it whenever someone thanks her for any thing.

Random dude: Thanks for not helping me out, bitch!
Stupid bitch: Oh, no worries!

What are you, from Hawaii? Fuck off!

DUDE...YOU TOO? Ok, so I am actually in the UK right now, and that's all they fucking say over here.... "No worries.. raaight [sic]."

Props to Mindy on the grab. BOO-YAH!

[Crumbles]

Both of you are a bunch of fucking losers. I wasn't trying to post that as my own, I was posting what I found other people have said about annoying phrases. If it were my own, it would be littered with I. So I (not anyone else including maddox) updated the fucking post so you whiny cunts will be happy. Apparently there should be a new rule? We all need to put WHERE OUR QUOTES IN OUR SIGNATURES ARE FROM. This way none of us will get confused that WE didn't actually say them. Fucking help us if we thought that. Shit. DELETED.

*edit*
one more thing, none of us can use any avatars unless we make them ourselves using MSPaint. Also, you can't copy anything that's been done before either. Boy now has the only safe avatar.

[SCSInet]

Both of you are a bunch of fucking losers. I wasn't trying to post that as my own, I was posting what I found other people have said about annoying phrases. If it were my own, it would be littered with I. So I (not anyone else including maddox) updated the fucking post so you whiny cunts will be happy. Apparently there should be a new rule? We all need to put WHERE OUR QUOTES IN OUR SIGNATURES ARE FROM. This way none of us will get confused that WE didn't actually say them. Fucking help us if we thought that. Shit. DELETED.

*edit*
one more thing, none of us can use any avatars unless we make them ourselves using MSPaint. Also, you can't copy anything that's been done before either. Boy now has the only safe avatar.


COCK



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[SCSInet]

Both of you are a bunch of fucking losers. I wasn't trying to post that as my own, I was posting what I found other people have said about annoying phrases. If it were my own, it would be littered with I. So I (not anyone else including maddox) updated the fucking post so you whiny cunts will be happy. Apparently there should be a new rule? We all need to put WHERE OUR QUOTES IN OUR SIGNATURES ARE FROM. This way none of us will get confused that WE didn't actually say them. Fucking help us if we thought that. Shit. DELETED.

*edit*
one more thing, none of us can use any avatars unless we make them ourselves using MSPaint. Also, you can't copy anything that's been done before either. Boy now has the only safe avatar.

Crumbles:
Particularly hilarious as I find my one worded reply, I can't help but elaborate. I notice that my post has been removed, as well as Hawkeye's. Why is this?

It's one thing to use one quote or one line, etc, but to post an entire article from another web site that we are (as you put it) all fans of without any reference as to where it came from just isn't right. Your excuse from what I gather is that we "are all" on that site and therefore should all know where it is from. This seems strange seeing as that you have been pushing to get the word of this site's existance to as many people as possible, many of which may not know of Maddox's site.

I also take issue with our posts being removed. You advertise this site as an open forum and make no mention in any way that "Posts that the administrator doesn't like for whatever the fuck reason will be removed." I guess in the end you are the admin and can remove them if you want to, but I suppose I will need to take into consideration from now on that this is not an "open" forum as you describe it.

Finally, I don't understand the severity of the reaction. Changing the threat title, removing posts, going off the deep end with comments about Avatars and changing signature lines... dude ...really. Neither Hawkeye nor myself poked fun or said anything offensive. Hawkeye made no reference that you were doing anything wrong, all he did was point out where it was from, and all I said was to give credit where credit was due. It's not like either one of us posted a flame calling you a plagarist.

[Hawkeye]

*bitchy rabble*

Enjoy your board bud, with your little cry baby rant here I won't be coming back. Much like 98% of the people that visit your homepage.

[SCSInet]

one more thing, none of us can use any avatars unless we make them ourselves using MSPaint.

I made mine in Photoshop. I guess I'm fucked.

[Crumbles]

*blah*I deleted your post because it pertained to me fixing something, so I fixed it, no need for the dual post anymore. Not because I "disagreed with what you said." Hawkeye's post that said "maddox" was left there for fucking ever because I figured it was sufficient as to where the source of my post came from, but apparently you disagreed. And as you saying you wern't ragging/poking fun at/on me, I guess "dragging me across the coals" has a different meaning where you come from? Even that is not why your post got deleted, it was because I edited my earlier post to include where it came from, and so yours nor Hawkeyes was relevant anymore. It would be confusing for a new person to come here, and read where I said it came from, and then read multiple other posts, saying, hey, why didn't you say where that came from? Again, I'm not mad, I was really just joking around.

Also, I added "Friends" to the topic more as a joke, nothing more. Same for my signature, and avatar comments.

[lightfungus]

one more thing, none of us can use any avatars unless we make them ourselves using MSPaint. Also, you can't copy anything that's been done before either. Boy now has the only safe avatar.

HEY! my avatar is safe toO! I didnt steal me from me...

[SCSInet]

I deleted your post because it pertained to me fixing something....

I didn't know how long Hawkeye's post had been there. I wasn't trying to say you were treating me differently. I was more concerned that it had seriously pissed you off when I didn't think you had any reason to be. It's not worth fighting over, so let's not.

[Bailey de Mittens]

There is ONLY one really annoying phrase I LOATHE! It is one my mother uses ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Everytime she didn't like the person I dated she would try so hard to find something that wasn't right with the relationiship she would say:"I see red flags here, red flags!" Everytime she said that I could imagine in my mind me taking those red flags and BREAKING THEM INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES! :mad:


Ya, I really loathe that phrase.....

[Matt H]

O yea, and one more thing:

1992 + 4 pennies!
It's "'99 + 4 pennies!".... bitch. :D

[Crumbles]

It's "'99 + 4 pennies!".... bitch. :DActually we were both wrong, but I was closer. Sucker.

It's:

[Snoop]
Right back up in ya motherfucking ass
'95 plus four pennies!
Add that shit up, D-R-E right back up on top of thangs
Smoke some with your dog
No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!
Some of that real sticky icky icky
Oooh wee! Put it in the air
Oh you's a fool D.R.E.

And you call yourself black. I'm ashamed of you.

[Matt H]

Actually we were both wrong, but I was closer. Sucker.

It's:

[Snoop]
Right back up in ya motherfucking ass
'95 plus four pennies!
Add that shit up, D-R-E right back up on top of thangs
Smoke some with your dog
No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!
Some of that real sticky icky icky
Oooh wee! Put it in the air
Oh you's a fool D.R.E.

And you call yourself black. I'm ashamed of you.


Man, I re-read ny post and realized it was "9-5".... fuck!!

[Crumbles]

Chump! :p

[protargol]

I hate it when people say "I'm sorry" when they didn't do anything and just want you to feel better. It doesn't make sense, they didn't do anything wrong so what are the appologizing for.

[Crumbles]

Here are two more I just thought of:

"I'm going to Krogers!"

and

"That smells pretty!"

You're not going to fucking Krogers, you're going to Kroger. And you can't use an occular description when talking about a scent. I so need to add those two to the front page.....

[Hawkeye]

Matt already put it on the home page, but I'll say it again. I can't stand people that mispronounce words. Look at how it is spelled!

Nuclear = NEW-CLEE-AR

If I hear George Bush say NUKE-U-LAR one more time I'm moving to Guam. You're the fucking President for Christ's sake!

[Crumbles]

Matt already put it on the home page, but I'll say it again. I can't stand people that mispronounce words. Look at how it is spelled!

Nuclear = NEW-CLEE-AR

If I hear George Bush say NUKE-U-LAR one more time I'm moving to Guam. You're the fucking President for Christ's sake!
Yea, the way I remember it is by thinking about the word Nucleus.

[SCSInet]

Yea, the way I remember it is by thinking about the word Nucleus.

Hey at least he didn't make one of his Bush words up!

We need to get the power grid in this nation more nuclearatified.

[K Issues]

Wicked bump, but one of them is the usual weather related question:

"Is it hot enough for ya out there?"

No, no it's not. When I'm sweating to the point that I look like I have no fluid left in my body and decaying.... Just *THEN* it'll be hot enough for me.

Apply to the cold weather comment also.

No only when my left eye is frozen shut and my fingers have freezerburn, then it'll be cold enough for me.

:p

[Hawkeye]

Ha, yeah, I hate that phrase too.

I've now decided I hate the word "Pardon". Like if someone says something you couldn't hear, so you ask them to repeat it by saying "Pardon?"

I work at a tech support desk and there is this old dinosaur bitch that sits near me, and EVERY fucking call she gets she says "Pardon? I can't hear you too well, are you on a speaker phone?"

Dear God I have to physically restrain myself from jumping over my desk and slapping her.

[protargol]

I hate it when people say... "No offense but,..." It's just an excuse to say whatever you feel like. For instance: "No offense but, I hate you guts, think you talk like a freak, and look like you were hit and then run over by a semi."

I also propose this thread be a sticky...

[Crumbles]

I hate it when people say... "No offense but,..." It's just an excuse to say whatever you feel like. For instance: "No offense but, I hate you guts, think you talk like a freak, and look like you were hit and then run over by a semi."

I also propose this thread be a sticky...
hahaha, yea, that's a really good one that I totally forgot about. I actually think I get more insulted when you get the pre emptive "no offense." Because then you know your about to hear some mean shit.

[zj3]

any comment on the weather...

"Cold/Hot enough for ya?!"
"We sure could use some more rain..." (with a downpour occuring)

The worst are Noah's Ark jokes....
"I just saw an ark float by!"

Of course, these are compounded when the idiot saying them is a laugh-ender, giving themselves mad props.

[Matt H]

any comment on the weather...

"Cold/Hot enough for ya?!"
"We sure could use some more rain..." (with a downpour occuring)

The worst are Noah's Ark jokes....
"I just saw an ark float by!"

Of course, these are compounded when the idiot saying them is a laugh-ender, giving themselves mad props.Hahah, that sounds like the weird old janitor/service guy that works in my dorm (Greve). Hawkeye, you remember him, don't you? He always used to corner us last year and make us feel bad because he thought he had cancer. Now I avoid him at all costs, lol.



Not a phrase that I hate, but I HATE it when ppl lik 2 talk lik dis for no reason - always confusing no/know and they're/there/their, say u instead of you, r instead of are, never punctuate, etc.

[protargol]

Not a phrase that I hate, but I HATE it when ppl lik 2 talk lik dis for no reason - always confusing no/know and they're/there/their, say u instead of you, r instead of are, never punctuate, etc.
I agree, I barely made it through that sentence without neg. repping you.

[Matt H]

...neg. repping...Eh? What's that?

[Crumbles]

Eh? What's that?
Somehow I have a feeling that someone is going to show you what he meant ...

[Hawkeye]

Eh? What's that? Click on your "User CP" and you can see all the positive or negative reputation points other members have given you based on your posts.

To give rep (+ or -) on another user's post, please refer to my thread explaining the whole process:

http://www.mattandthat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328

[Fatedreams]

You know what really pisses me off? When you are stressed out, upset and/or angry about a topic and someone (most likely a person you care about <cough> my husband <cough>) tells you in a condescending way that you just need to just "calm down". You want me to what? Calm down? I don't want to fucking calm down. I want to bitch, vent or cry out my frustrations and your little placating pep speech doesn't help. It just makes me want to punch walls or your face…either would work. :mad:

[Matt H]

You know what really pisses me off? When you are stressed out, upset and/or angry about a topic and someone (most likely a person you care about <cough> my husband <cough>) tells you in a condescending way that you just need to just "calm down". You want me to what? Calm down? I don't want to fucking calm down. I want to bitch, vent or cry out my frustrations and your little placating pep speech doesn't help. It just makes me want to punch walls or your face…either would work. :mad:
Hahahaha!! Nice... and I especially like your signature. Hilarious! http://www.clublexus.com/forums/images/smilies/slap.gif

[Hawkeye]

It just makes me want to punch walls or your face…either would work. :mad:.

[protargol]

I can't stand "game of inches"

What isn't? Yachting? Perhaps, but I bet getting the wind to hit the sails just right is key. Golf? Not when you putt and miss the hole by an inch. It applies to everything.

[Neruos]

woooooo.